Heights of Boredom

Hmmmm....(Now dont tell me not 2 start a sentance with a hmmm...), Mein aisa hi hoon....

Ok let me start...Its Sunday evening n its summer time in Boston, So wat would u expect a young guy to do, hmm go out, play, go 2 the beach, (n if u r expecting me to write -gape at gals in 2 piece-thats understood yaar...but I am not doing anything..I am sitting at home n writing this blog..how borin rt..well ahem....i know its borin but mein kya karoon yaar....

Well someones has rightly said, dont try to do anything spectacular when the people around you wont recognize u for tat, well I was wrong n I dint hear that...I went to play tennis on Wednesday and Broke my leg...ahhhh...its nt tat serious..just the thing tat i Sprained a tendon in my knee n have been not able to walk properly for past 4 days....Am wasting good days of ma life yaar....

n bec of this I lost a chance to see Bill Gates, See him get a honourary degree at Harvard, wasted weekend n many more....Workin from home for past 2 days has really made me go crazy n I need a Change..

Am thinkin abt doing so many crzy things, going to the beach n play volleyball..Play good tennis but Naahh..I cant...Only thing I can do is sit wih my current wife ( my Laptop) n orkuttify or watch videos...I watched 2 debatefull movies...Nishabd n Metro n well I liked both....Ok No Comments PLZ...lol

Now Am thinking about what I will do once I finish writing this blog..I wanna stop before u say " Kya Dhukki aatma hain saala, Full sentiments martha hain" n close the window...Isliye am stopping it now....Alvida..ooopsss....KANK(naa I hate tat crap)....

CHAAI---NESE

Well..Am Back..Its been 290 days since I wrote a blog and yea quite a lot of things have happened in these days...Wat r they....naaah am not in a mood to write all that...

DISLAIMER: The title of my BLOG has nothing to do with my Inclination towords CHINKY gals.....End Of Disclaimer

Wat I wanna write is quite simple...The Reason as to why I dint blog all these days...

The Last blog i had written was on SWINGING and it was in March...Gosh..Long time right...hmmmm..

When I was writing that blog, My FRIEND ANACONDA was with me and he/she(GUESS)...lolz...that person was giving me inputs to write that blog..Well after writing that Blog,I was so tired that I asked ANACONDA for a cup of TEA ( ahhhh..Now dnt think abt the "Definetly not a TEA drinker" Ad...)..So that I could concentrate on writing my next blog ( Karna Padhta hai re maamu)...hmmm....

Guess now u ppl realise Y I dint blog for Such a long TIME.....Was waiting for the Cup Of TEA re maamu...And Yea Atlast Someone made a Cup of Tea for me.,....

DISCLAIMER #2 : ANACONDA is Harmful, So Please stay AWAY

Milan'06- Syntel Anuual Day Fashion Show!!

Milan'06....A dream....A challenge.....But at last...A job well Done..

It was the Annual Day Co-ordinators meeting...I could see everyone around me coming up with their choice of events they wanted 2 organise...Me n Sanjay came up with this idea....Organising the Fashion Show...The HR Team(George,Senthil n Vidya) were i guess shocked when they heard that are some guys who are ready to take this challenge..Senthil had that smile on his face, he knew our main intention was just wat we say'TO EXPAND OUR HORIZON'....Was that our intention....I guess it was...unless matters got serious ...or should i say ,matters got worse from bad...

HR wanted the theme to be something associated with ETHNIC REMIX,the theme for the Annual Day...Everyday we used to go to them with a new theme but they were not in a mood to accept....
One fine moment, the theme of INDIAN WEDDING stuck us and i took it 2 George n Senthil, n Wallah werent they happy...
Now that the theme was finalised,the execution was the real challenge....

I asked Asha to be one more Co-ordinator for the event, she dint agree at first go but later she had to give in...Ashok ,The guy without whose support this fashion show wud never have been as awesome as it was....too joined us....
So together we started the search for our models,or say the couples for the wedding....And God It was a nightmare....

We hardly got any entries....10 days to go n nothing looks good...We request almost evry good looking( Based on Public Demand????)guys n Gals....
Atlast got 20 strong models at first go...Some looked awesome on the ramp....I remember the way ANIL(John) walked on the first day....
We started practice without any Music n no Pairing done which in the end was a blessing in Disguise as many models backed out...

Each day i had to bear the shock of a Guy or a Gal backin out.....Some had personal reasons...crap.....It was so irritating.....
The Dholi walas(Kiran n Prakash) came into the team a day before the event, The Pundit(Arun) came a day before the event...Such was the state....
I have to thank Sujay n Ben who worked so hard to comeup with the music which was just awesome....
Getting the Costumes was the worse part.....the experience which i would never ever forget in my entire life....I lost my cool many times mayb bec of the frustration i had....The Bengali Costume was just too hard to find anywhere in Chennai......I still remember remember most of my team mates askin me to go n take rest........Ok
Now the D-DAY.....We were supposed to start practicing at around 8 in the morning.....As usual noone reached on time.....we hardly practiced for a while and went to the auditorium......
I got a call from Senthil askin us to have our fashion show ahead of the supoosed schedule....I could not agree....the make up was hardly done.....
The hype given before the event was just too much....the expectations were high ..The crowd comeon to the stage in almost all stage events...The tensions were high.....
The fashiuon show starts.....The crowd is quite......The lights are dim....The focus on the Stage n the event went off so well that I hardly have any words to describe....Maybe the celebration we had after the event shows how special it was to everyone of US....
Bharat Deasi(Syntel Founder), Keshav, Shreekanth n Most imporatant the HR team who supported me always, were all please with the whole event...

Me , Asha n Ashok were standing near the stage wen George comes to us...Gives us a pat on the back n Says " U made my day guys.....U made my day....It was awesome".....

Am I happy....Yes I am happy and I have to thank the whole MILAN'06 Team who worked so hard to make OUR event a Grand Success

Life of PEE




Its been some time now since I wrote a Blog....Well was busy n was stuck up with many things that i dint have time to write......
Many people wanted to know who this JUMANJI was, Some of them made their own conclusions bout who it is, while some were able to figure out who it is n tried cookin up some new stories as always......Me not gonna comment much as I prefer to be in Silent mode
Some heavy work expected so donno how the next few days are gonna be like...
Well now that I have started writing this Blog...I need a topic.....Hmmmmm....Wat will I write, Shud I wrtite bout FilmFare Awards n the Crap I noticed or shud I Write bout the "LIFE of PEE"....
I guess wat I am gonna write is gonna be Disgusting........But its worth a thought.....

Ok there are 2 different species of HUMAN Nature in this world.....MAN n WOMAN........or say LADIES n GENTLEMAN......

Ladies always fight for equal rights.....They feels their counterparts are getting more advantages everywhere....Be it the Parliament or conceiving......

Now I am gonna sign off this blog with a Question ......Why are Men ready to answer the emergency "NATURES CALL" even on the Streets where as the opposite sex dont?.......Just think bout it..............................

One Fine Moment of foolishness



So 2 blogs already done......got some nice reviews n some crap comments........Some wanted me to write one more blog....Donno Y.....
So today i start writing this blog without having any topic to write bout....Maybe i started it today bec I am still waiting for my Onsite Call, so that means I am jobless now........ Also i had spend lot of time near the dart board...So thought i will write someth

Let me think bout wat all happened in the past few days.......Ok......I gotta a small conversation I had with one of my frnd some days back......
Well I am not disclosing the identity of that person now bec I have been asked not to....."Maybe it doesnt take a RocketScientist to figure out who the person is"....This is one of the classic lines the person always cracks

Ok lemme name that person "JUMANJI"... Jumanji asked me few days back......"IF A GUY GIVES A GAL A NIGHTY GOWN, DOES THAT MEAN HE WANTS TO MARRY HER".......

Jumanji always comes to me to ask all this crazy doubts......I still cant figure out why......

So I reply to Jumanji's question like this......

"If the Guy n Gal are goin around and he seriously loves(I am never able to figure out what is this serious love all bout ) her......Maybe he wants to marry her"

Ok Jumanji is impressed by my first comment...... then i continue.....

"If the guy has seen the gal wearing a Dirty night gown, not washed,,,not cleaned,....nor maintained well.....n if he decides to gift her a new Nighty gown.....Then I dont think he wants to marry her"

Ok Jumanji happy again......I continue to my final comment

"If the guy is fan of Sexy NIGHTY Gowns, N he feels the gal whom he is going around with he can gift her one...Also he maybe planning to see her in tat SeXy attire....that may or maynot mean he wants to marry her......

Maybe Jumanji was impressed with my answer......I donno.....I am still confused......As always.....................

Love Aise bhi Hota Hai!!!

Since its all bout First Impression that I am writing here…..Ok let me write something bout my training days….My first Job…The start to my professional life…….
Ok wait…..I got something to write bout…….
Lemme write bout LOVE……lemme write bout falling in love……The different ways to fall in love….No I am not gonna write bout my great great love stories….they are really DIFFERENT…hope none of my Ex-Galfriends are reading it….
Lemme write bout Internet……Lemme write bout falling in love thru Internet……I know you people wont be tat keen on reading bout this GISSI PITTI topic…..But this is sorta fun….the filmi style in real life…..lemme write bout KANNAN n SHIKHA.

Time for my next blog or say Next story bec I was asked to write bout this by most of my Classmates……

Shikha was my classmate in college…We spent four years together, a very nice person, I have to say….Kannan was my roommate in Pune for 3 months another cool guy……

Ok….Feb 10 2005 I got a call from Syntel HR bout my joining dates in Pune –Feb17th….I get a call from Shikha, She also had got the same date…Ok so someone who I knew for so long was there…good…..
I check my mail and see Kanna also got the same date…..He had given his Mob no so I call him and we people decide to meet in Pune Railway Station….
Kanna was to reach Pune at around 2 in the morning and we at around 6….So kanna had told us that he will wait in the railway Station….So wat was the intention behind meetin us….I never could Guess……

We had a group called Syntellian2004 ….So Kanna n Shiks become good frnds thru chatting and sending mails and literally they fell in love…..Fell in love by Chatting n phone calls…I personally don’t believe in this concept(No comments please)…...Both had never seen each other ever but they fell in love….Wow….Filmi….Very Filmi…..

So now that they are in LOVE……they have to meet each other some day…

So they decide to meet in Pune Railway Station…..OK OK I guess u got it….That’s y kannan was so keen on Staying back in Pune railway Station and waiting for Me n Faisal( as we had thought it)…..How mean…he wanted to meet someone else…….I never knew ….Nor did Faisal Knew……Sad very Sad……Faisal I feel ur eyes getting filled with tears

But Kannan n Shiks dint meet that morning….Feb 16th morning…….U know Y….That’s because Shiks told Kanna that both of them wont be looking fresh (NO TIME TO HAVE A BATH,MAKE UP) at that point of time because of the long journey…. So their first meeting is still pending…..

Ok Me n Faisal, Poor guys had no-one to wait for us at Pune Station so we take an auto n reach Nigdi…..

Ok So Shikha now wanted a place to stay along with other gals….I get calls from them asking me to search a flat for the gals…..So I tell this to Kanna ( As if he doesn’t know that those gals need a flat)….Kanna was very interested in searchin a flat, I never knew his hidden motives……We find a house for the gals somewhere close to our place….

Ok now we were supposed to meet the gals and their parents at around 3 in the afternoon……Now shiks calls Kannan n aks him “KANNA CAN WE MEET UP AT 3, Our first meeting”……Kannan thinks n thinks more n replies “ No Lets meet for the first time in Syntel Office tomoro”….So me n Faisal then go meet these gals n show them their place….I remember forcing Kannan to come with us…..He acted too well that day….Maybe my nomination for OSCARS…….

So next to the D-Day…Feb 17th—Venue-PSP Office Pune……We start from our house at around 8 as we have to reach by 9….All four of us in Full formals n Ties( we don’t wear ties wen we come for work)….
So our Love birds had set a dress code to Identify each other bec they had never seen each other before…..They fell in love without even looking at each other……I still cant figure out that concept……
Shikha had told Kanna that she is short, fair n not very outgoing, a very private person….Kanna had given his Vital Stats to her ….So they had a picture bout each other in their heart….So the dress code was Shikha will be wearin a Yellow Dress n Kanna a Blue shirt….

Ok We reach the office n Someones searching…….Kannans eyes scanning the whole PSP office…..He scans for every yellow dress……he even searches for yellow in Guys( some defect in the code he wrote for scanning - That was a bad one)

So atlast Kanna gets a Message from his Inner Self….”Search Successful-One match Found” He had found a gal in yellow…..wow…..wow???? Now was he happy??? No, he was shocked…..The gal which we had just scanned was in Yellow as desired, TALL ( Almost as tall as him with her heels on - She was our very own ASHA THOYAKAT), Very outgoing….talking to almost everyone out there…She dint even had those “SEARCHIN n SCANNIN KANNAN Eyes”..He was shocked……He felt that his gal had lied to him…..he fell in love but to a wrong person….he was sad……He went to the water cooler …..He was very thirsty I guess….He had to be…. he had to be thirsty….

No guys this is not a sad story I am writing…….

Ok…..Kannan is a very optimistic fellow…..he starts searching again….The query this time was “YELLOW DRESS+ Short – The gal whom he just met” …….And as fortune favors the hero in every Hindi film…..same thing happens here……..He finds someone in yellow dress who also had something in her eyes…..She was also searching….Wow……Kannan is smiling….Isnt he happy…..very happy……yes he is happy……They stare at each other….AHA…..GO FIDA at first sight……..Rest is all history……Cant elaborate as the story is already too long

I wanted to write a bit more but had got warnings from Kannan N Shiks that there should not be any masala……So I have not written to the best of my potential….
So till my next blog – Salaam Namasthe……

The First Impression

Hey Everyone.......
First a Small intro bout myself.......Am Saheem,Presently working in Syntel-Chennai...Came to chennai four months back, was workin in Mumbai till then.....Mumbai, Meri Jaan....an awesome city, A city which has some great memories associated......
I was not interested in comin to Chennai at first go, Dint wanna leave Mumbai....But had to make a sacrifice.......
So this blog is about my first meeting with this Charming Princess(the meaning of her name) JincySarah....
I got her phone number from Ramya,my training batchmate in Pune.Ramya was Jincy's College mate....As always I message her first, got reply instantaneously....Not bad not at all bad...I thought
I then knew wat to do next....So I called her and I talked to her for around 45 mIns.....Not bad not at all bad.....
Now as always....wat will a guy do next...plan for a meeting........yes I also did the same....Now here is the real fun.......wow....wat a RollarCoaster ride i had after tat.......

I love watching offbeat films.....and I wanted to watch MAINE Gandhi Ko Nahi Mara....please dont be shocked at my taste....at times mein aisa hi hoon ......When i told bout desire to watch this film,my roomies started laughing at me....they said i am mad......i dont feel so........

Ok back to Jincy, the calls became more frequent,the messaging increased but i had not met her yet,.......
In our first conversation, Jincy had sighted that she also likes Offbeat films....Wow....i gotta BAKRA.....Sorry BAKRI
We decide to go for the movie which was also supposed to be our first meeting....

I reach SATYAM at 6, the movie was at 7.15.......Jincy reaches after five mins (I hate waiting). She had told me that she was wearing a black top,Ok....Here comes someone in a black top......There is the usual handshake n smile (just too formal)...I asked her if she had food, n someone politely replied NO....wow, wat a soft spoken gal, I was flattered.........But now i am not flattered anymore bout anything watever she does....

We go to a restaurant nearby Satyam and gosh...this gal doesnt like non-Veg.....she is a mallu-christian who doesnt like non-Veg....Crap......Anyways we had food and the usual things we discussed like wat u like to have n crap like tat n, we finish food and reach Satyam again.

Its the usual conversation, nothing great....I felt ke she found it tough to talk at ease....as if she had to pay for smiling.......someone was trying to be dignified....Donno wat she was trying to prove

The movie starts, in between i pass on some comments bout the movie, but someone is quiet....Was she not feeling comfortable talkin to a stranger?.....Was I a Stranger still?......Loads of question running in my Mind....

I felt this gal is complex and I was right.......Half way thru the second half of the movie, I ask her if she was enjoying the film( GOSH...the film was horrible,,,pathetic)....She looks at me.....smiles....Now wats tat supposed to mean....I hate gals when they dont speak up.....
Now the movie was gettin on my nerves, It was too much to sit n suffer tat....I ask her again "Jincy, Do u wanna make a move" She smiles again.....Crap........
Jincy"Yes" or "No"....Thank god she uttered someth .....she said lets leave.....So here are 2 of us leaving half way thru the second half....My 100 rupees gone in thin air.....

We get out of the theathre...and here is the real fun part....

I felt this gal doesnt talk too much......I was wrong, completly wrong...She talks more than me...people wont believe it but i know she does....Say if we talk for an hour, she talks for atleast 40 mins....

Ok back to the story....
I ask her, " toh kaise jayenge wapas", I love walking, we guys wen in Mumbai used to walk a lot in the night.....
She says lets walk for sometime and then we will get an Auto....We start walkin..

We reach a junction, She says we will not take the main road....Aha I was scraed, Wat are her intentions, She is takin me to a road where there are hardly any people.....I wanted to tell her "NAAN AA TYPE ALLA( I am not tat type)"......Anyways i continued walking, we were sharing many experiences we faced in Chennai and yea the walk was interesting...maybe this long walk made us great friends...
Ok so we walk for around 4 kilometeres,taking the roads less travelled and still we walked......talked teased n in total enjoyed.......
Then the shock......" This is my Flat " uttered Jincy.......I was like AHA...someone made me walk so long just to Save Auto fare........

No more Comments I am gonna guys add bec i know someones gonna kill me after reading this...So bye for now